L & C Shipping Lines Mental Health Hotline?

Mental Health Hotline? - l & c shipping lines

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline ..."

- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

- If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press you for the 2nd

- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6

- If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what they want. Stay in line, so that we can trace your call.

- If you are delusional, will be at 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

- If you are manic-depressive, it does not matter which number you press, no one answered.

- If you are dyslexic, press 9,696,969,696,969,696th

- If you suffer from nervous disorders, please play with the hash key until a representative comes on line.

- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, birth date, social security number and the maiden name of his mother.

- If you have post-traumatic stESS disorder, slowly and carefully press 0 0 0.

- If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before or after the beep. Please wait for the signal.

- If you press a loss of short-term memory, 9th When you press a loss of short-term memory, 9th When you press a loss of short-term memory, 9th When you press a loss of short-term memory, 9th

- If you have low self self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk. "

- If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and mourning. You will not be crazy forever.

- If you are a non-blonde do not press any key to spoil you.